Uh oh. Like someone here might mean somebody. That someone might want to be careful! Or else big numbered corporation might get me! Ohhh I’m so scared!

Buddy. This is hilarious. I hope when you sit down at your desk tomorrow, you realize how much everyone makes fun of you behind your back. People like you are always the butt end of the joke.

Your business is also going to fail because nobody likes you.

Go to hell.