• Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de
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    9 months ago

    im imagining the reaction at apples hq:

    people wildly scrambling arround while sirens blair and warning lights flash
    as blast doors enclose the outer walls of the building.

    an intern bursts into cooks office,
    “it happened. …
    he said it”

    all the executives in the meeting turn their heads torwards him, their faces pale with fear.

    no further words were needed.

  • Midnitte@beehaw.org
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    9 months ago

    I mean, if we only take Microsoft as an example, he might be a few blocks away from the right answer. History of Microsoft's stock price, while the price around 2000 highlighted

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      9 months ago

      Given what all of my clients are doing I would strongly recommend M$ as a buy and hold, and Puts on Oracle. Oracle is so lost right now.

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        9 months ago

        IANAB, but I work with Oracle all the time and their arrogance coupled with how clueless they are with regards to strategy and emerging tech is going to hurt them badly.

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    9 months ago

    a more corrupt piece of shit spouting nonsense for decades i haven’t ever witnessed on television, dude’s outlasted tucker carlson, rush limbaugh and bill oreilly, and done more damage