My foot

  • wile_e8@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Just told this one to my son.

    Him: “I could have said Mom’s foot, or my sister’s foot, or anyone else’s foot!”

    Me: “But you didn’t.”

  • Screwthehole@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    What’d the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

    Supplies!

    Ps how do you do spoiler tags in lemmy?

  • TheBananaKing@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    This may be the perfect dad joke.

    Forced puns are well and good, but the true essence of dad jokes is trolling - and this nails it.