I was a kid when the Star Wars prequels came out. One Halloween there was this clone trooper costume that I just had to have. Unfortunately, I was too fat and tall for my age, so the costume was a tight fit. So much so that you could see my tighty whities through the black spandex.

Of course, that didn’t stop me from wearing it to school and feeling like the most badass rolley polley trooper in the 501st.