Diogenes once wandered a manosphere rally with a lamp in broad daylight, looking for a man. He couldn’t find one.

When Plato defined a woman as a ‘adult human with a feminine appearance’, Diogenes burst through the doors of Plato’s academy in drag, and said, “Behold a woman!” Plato revised his definition to ‘adult human with a feminine self-identity’.

Diogenes was once invited into the house of a transphobe. He found nowhere to spit except their face.