From the years I spent delivering pizza while going to school, one driver I knew was murdered and another caught a pretty good beating. Surprisingly both times they were attacked by the people they were supposed to deliver too.
Idk, I guess people who rob pizza drivers aren’t usually the sharpest tools in the shed. In my experience most people are pretty chill when you go to the wrong house, most of the time they just joke about wanting to keep the pie.
i was gonna extend this to a swatting analogy until i remembered that receiving uninvited/anonymous pizza deliveries is actually a real form of harassment.
When’s the last time you’ve heard of a pizza delivery person going to the wrong house and killing someone?
Doesn’t happen.
The reverse on the other hand, (going to the wrong house and getting shot at) way too often
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From the years I spent delivering pizza while going to school, one driver I knew was murdered and another caught a pretty good beating. Surprisingly both times they were attacked by the people they were supposed to deliver too.
Idk, I guess people who rob pizza drivers aren’t usually the sharpest tools in the shed. In my experience most people are pretty chill when you go to the wrong house, most of the time they just joke about wanting to keep the pie.
I approve of the original version.
i was gonna extend this to a swatting analogy until i remembered that receiving uninvited/anonymous pizza deliveries is actually a real form of harassment.
Objectively a less invasive form of harassment than murder, but true nonetheless.
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