Armies of scribes carved into stone, impressed into clay, and wrote onto vellum to blanket empires in written news.

Yes. This semi-happened elsewhere. But this isn’t for the “people”. These were for the rich and powerful and the government.

And I’m sorry if your shitpost wasn’t understood. As has always been the case, text is not a great medium for conveying sarcasm. We did invent /s for that reason.