The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square111fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageIs this romantic or a red flag?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square111fedilink
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoShe’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoTo all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life. Never stick your dick in crazy.
minus-squareTSG_Asmodeus (he, him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTo all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoVasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
minus-squareditty@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoI can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoAbsolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
minus-squareFosheze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month ago Never stick your dick in crazy more than once. FTFY
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoTruth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
minus-squareNeatoBuilds@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoDon’t be a fool, use your tool
She’s probably great in bed. The crazy ones always are.
To all you younglings out there reading this, crazy chicks are fun but they will ruin your life.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
To all you bi/gay/etc younglings out there, never get stuck with crazy dick.
Vasectomies can help. But be prepared to move, change your number, and switch jobs.
I can corroborate this as well firsthand. Shit had its amazing highs but set me back years and nearly tore apart everything in the process. It’s just not worth it
Absolutely. Remember this: crazy chicks are fun.
FTFY
Truth. There’s often no safe exit strategy either. Once the deed is done, you are in grave danger.
Don’t be a fool, use your tool