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Nah, that would take, like, effort, man.
Pull lever to wave to trolley
It rolls, kills all 6 tied up people, and everyone onboard.
JACK KNIFE THAT TROLLEY!!!
sorry for yelling
“Did you just yell ‘America!’ when you pulled the lever?”
“…no…” slowly pushes cheese burger and shotgun under the rug
I was waiting for someone to post this version.
Here’s a real-life version: https://youtu.be/bO-vVzDRHYQ
Flip it back and forth as fast as you can and see if you can get it to jack knife
Cause a trolley problem
See, if you pull the lever halfway, you have a chance to derail the trolley. No one ever mentions that.
TOKYO DRIFT IT BABY
Very succinct. Though a little outdated in our post-qanon world.
Yes. Because it’ll make the clang-clang noise when it goes by me.
No, I kidnap some people and tie them to the railroad tracks
*effect
I mean I would have fun sending it on a little detour, but I worry that if the switch is no properly set at the point where the rails merge back into 1, the trolley might derail. The drawing of that point looks like a mess, too.
If you pull the lever the train takes slightly longer, annoying the people inside.
I get to flip a switch and have the trolley take the tiny detour I’ve caused it. Fuck being a tiny, insignificant blip in the endless context of time. I got to pull a god damn lever and make a trolley follows a tiny bump that I’ve caused. I get to ride that joy!
Oops, went a little off the rails about it, though…
Turn it into a story about the time you got the opportunity to flip a trolley track switch.
no affect
Blocked, deleted, reported
Crushed, shaken, stirred
The bond’s Name. James Name
