Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoWizard rulemessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up1386arrow-down14
arrow-up1382arrow-down1message-squareWizard ruleTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months agoA smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn’t last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoWhat do you do when the king dies?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 months ago“potion must’ve wore off.”
A smart wizard would just say that they can grant immortality, but it doesn’t last forever so they need to buy a new immortality potion every year.
What do you do when the king dies?
“potion must’ve wore off.”