NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down170file-text
arrow-up149arrow-down1image"Select a size" when it's just standard paper towel roll. Literally the same way it's always been.lemmy.caNataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square46fedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoAnd Bounty always claimed to be the most absorbent brand of paper towel, so the move was like saying “you only need half as much of our paper towel compared to other brands.” Not sure how actually absorbent they were; my family always got Brawny.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoBurly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy. I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoI’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoGood thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
minus-squareAlexstarfire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoI prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.
And Bounty always claimed to be the most absorbent brand of paper towel, so the move was like saying “you only need half as much of our paper towel compared to other brands.”
Not sure how actually absorbent they were; my family always got Brawny.
Burly Paper Towels are the best and the mascot is dreamy.
I’d let him split my wood if you know what I mean.
I’m pretty sure that’s why my mom got Brawny. It was that sexy lumberjack.
Good thing those paper towels are so absorbent because I could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I prefer my penis in one piece, thank you very much.