Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

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Cardassian and Federation technology don’t mix. They’re natural enemies! Like Romulan technology and Federation technology. Or Klingon technology and Federation technology. Or Federation technology with other Federation technology!

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

You really have to see how it resonates with them

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

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I exclusively drink bull milk