Quench thyself with water, for thine lips are cracked and parched. Do not lick thine lips, ye ass who possesseth dry and cracked lips, with thine tongue belonging to such a dry and cracked lip-having egg!

Now add a four-dimensional hat

Now draw her doing a sick kickflip to escape them

wait until they find out pénis is french for penis 😂😂😂😂😂😂

My child

We will forever be at the cusp of tomorrow’s balls

I agree, where is the advocacy for men like me, who are both unhot AND terrible?

Angela Collier is a gem, I love her videos

Looks like a pair of panties

Get me some

Ouhhhhh you saucy

I like you

As a person who’s just started playing Portal again, i find this very funny please get out of my closet

Thank you. This post has haunted my brain on occasion over the years. I couldn’t remember the person’s reply, just the set-up and the joke. You have released me from my torment for the next two weeks until I forget again.

“Protect your pack” might’ve been cooler with multiple wolves

I will 100% admit it’s easier to criticize from the toilet from which I poo than to make art

Pizzacake has a healthy foundation of based, the crisp cringe mouthfeel is just too much for many of the webcomic connaisseur

Personally, I love how it shreds into my sensitive palate

Fuck, man, you know when a meme just hits you in a way you aren’t expecting? This one just footballed my funny groin.

Most people would hate the excrement more

I also don’t get it but I’m gunna bully you anyway

The statute of ligma

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

Eegads, what a strong, sensual woman