Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

Ouhhhh fun fact, when bugs do this, it’s called conglobulating

Exit: wait there’s also conglobating and I don’t know enough to know if it’s the same thing

I want that guitar pedal

This comic has lived rent free in my head for years

what the hell

I play to fuck

Not for story enrichment

This is bullshit

Oh I was wondering what the pixels were for. I was at a loss to explain it

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

This is so high quality, I feel like I’m viewing a cutscene

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

Oh god could you imagine how horrible it would be if a transwoman broke into your house

They’d just eat all my snacks and download F:NV

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I exclusively drink bull milk

SR1 was nowhere near as bad as Tomb Raider. The combat was a bit boring and the puzzles were repetitive, but the platforming was significantly more viable than Tomb Raider.

I mean, I haven’t touched either game in over two decades, and I only briefly played Tomb Raider versus the hundreds of hours I spent in all the Legacy of Kain games, and I frequently watch cutscene “movies” of the LoK titles, but I’m sure that hasn’t created a bias in me whatsoever.

Bowser for Kart and Kirby for smash… makes sense

Just say menses and womenses when in the plural

GOTTA GO FAST (for lent)

I can’t wait to find out that Marika learned the ability to transform gender from Cap’n Crunch in the FromSoft x Quaker collab