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Alternative text: Me, sacrificing my health by sleeping too little so that I can be paid the absolute minimum that my corporate overlords can get away with, while extracting the most value possible from my labor.

Time to get eatin’ 🍽️

No, sometimes we treat them like hobbits.

In which case we boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

I do like dancing bears…

I’m beginning to think they’re just losers who’re mad that it’s not the 1940s anymore and that women having no purpose other than pumping out babies and dotting on their shitty husband isn’t something they can achieve anymore.

I wonder how much mtf hate is rooted in weak men believing that women should be subjugated and forced to serve their “purpose” and mtf women wouldn’t do that even if they could.

Nobody will fall for these losers anymore and society isn’t set up to support their desire to subjugate, they see mtf people and go “YOU MUST BE WHY NO WOMEN WILL BE MY BABY SLAVE ANYMORE!”

Calling possessions “she” is just an extension of that imho, casual leftover misogyny in language.

For the record I’m just a cis dude dating an mtf person for the last 8 months… this may be a bit of a ‘hot take’ lol - I’m learning, be gentle! 👉👈

Yall joking but bottoming is definitely a skill, just sayin

The potatoes i grew that i put in storage at the end of last year look like they’ve successfully turned into seed potatoes and I’m excited to plant them this year ^_

I want the level of garlic breath where if I were to breathe on a vampire they would melt

I was interested until I got to the end of the article where they pivot to the sponsored links for non-apple video editing laptops - kinda makes the article seem disingenuous

Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree, merrily merrily king of the bush is he…

Ohhhh the weather outside is weather

Dozens of us! Dozens!

Me neither, and if we don’t admit it nobody will ever know.

It’s the perfect crime.

Plausible Deniability™

Yah this is more the sexuality side of it, but I think anyone who id’s as lgbtq+ can probably relate at least a little. I bet even asexual folks have felt relieved by not feeling guilty for not being attracted to people.

I took it as a “I’ve finally become comfortable with the thing about me that society beat me into internalizing as wrong, fuck yeah” moment.

I love recognizing these similarities in our experiences - solidarity amongst queers is good! Apes together strong 🦧🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💜

Refuse to tell them your name or participate, then when they start singing call them literal demon pedos and declare bankruptcy.

It will work just as well as jones’ strategy!

Nature is beautiful

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

Monorail Monorail Monorail 👋👋

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