I used the extra toilet paper I bought during the pandemic to TP her house.

Like hell I wouldn’t!

Can you prove you’re not a bot?

School said I was gifted but I think I was just a big fish in a small pond.

Back in my day nostalgia was better. Kids these days don’t know what nostalgia really is.

The one thing I do miss about the N64 controller is the Z trigger on the back. It’s something that no modern controller has seemed to replicate. The closest I’ve seen is the Steam Deck, and even the triggers on the back of it aren’t quite the same.

Which sports use metric in the US? Gridiron football uses yards, auto racing uses miles, baseball uses feet, etc. The only sports I can think of that use metric are track and swimming, and those aren’t as popular outside of Olympics time.

Don’t forget body odor.

Are they going to acquire Coleco next?

But I thought nobody likes Milhouse is gay for Moleman.

Also there is free parking.

Was President Lincoln okay?

Tell Me Why is similar to Life is Strange (Dontnod developed both games) and it’s set in southern Alaska. It’s worth checking out.

Like when I decided to steal cable.

All my passwords are 12345. Makes it easier to remember.

And that local drunk would’ve went pro if it weren’t for his bum knee.

What about orange flavor in Pringles?

They can’t even get their buildings to stand up straight. Look at this mess:

Is that where the grammar rodeo is?

You are in parking lot. Would you like to drink again? You have selected yes.