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Lol!
May as well be an Onion article.

Meanwhile…
Oh how the turntables.

It may take a hundred years, but it will kill you.

Doom-scrolling inevitably leads to lemmynsfw, and though I’ve tried the top and left positions, I still can’t quite reach.

Leaves his outside shoes on at all times.

Looks like it’s 5.7 kg loss in a week, the weight loss is sustained after resuming eating for 3 days

Pedestrians in Holland: I have to worry about getting hit by a Cyclist.
Cyclists in Holland: better get out of the way, fucker, because I WILL run you down.

Yeah, I always understood 4chan-ers worked at the morgue, so probably copped lots of feels.

Opened a discord link for info the other day…looked like a fucking Las Vegas casino. The.fuck.

“They shine when used to augment the work of a human expert but they can’t be trusted to perform…”.

I’m sure someone wrote the same about the first looms.

Then y’all Luddites can make a new luddite sub and post your complaints over there.
This is a technology sub.
In any world, you just can’t stop progress, so complaints will be filed under “G”, for garbage.
And the world will keep on spinning.

“Enshitification”…
Yes I seem to remember how enshitified everything became after the firing of weavers do to the invention of the Loom.
The fuck you think was gonna happen?
Seriously all this whinging online about AI is getting ridiculous.
Get a fucking hobby.

A long time ago, Vulcans and Romulans were known as Bloods and Crips.

…We will add your zoomies and derpy expressions to our own.

You sure are there, squirt.