he woke up later with a popsicle stick in his mouth

they fired, and they missed. they fired again, missed again.

this has been stuck in my head since hearing about it

i refuse to believe your wasp propaganda. however if they leave me alone i leave them alone. that’s my stance with all bugs outside.

come in my house and i kill

i am once again asking people to stop conflating bottoming and subbing

bottom means your on the bottom, sub means your submissive. you can be a dominant bottom and a submissive top. i’ve been both

anyways healers will dom you, it’s tanks that will be submissive. we’re masochists

some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, “with that hair they’re a soul woman”

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

someone i follow rebloged this picture like 30 times

how was it?

a friend of mine from church recommend this to me a full decade before my egg cracked, i got about halfway through season 2 before stopping because i couldn’t process the feelings. i read the manga this year (after being out for almost a year) and it’s pretty good

fullmetal alchemist. it’s either the first or second volume i forget which

yeah my cat is pretty great at reminding me to do things. i currently don’t have automatic things because they’re loud, but i take my estrogen at the same times i feed my cat, so mittens reminds me to take it and feed her at the same time

i love finding memes my dad will get

The Sewer Snake by elmobo

hehe sex