Well now I feel bad…

Before I even opened the comments I knew the first post was going to point out it was a BMW lol.

This is art!

I was disappointed to see how much hate the mods were getting for taking a stand. Most of it was from people posting. The comment sections were mostly rebuking OP. Most people were saying things like “yeah, lord of the rings is TOTALY about bending the knee to fa face less power /s”.

Definitely the last option, but only to make the DM describe the taste in excruciating detail.