Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Have you been given jewelry that had some wackadoodle magical properties? Call the law offices of Gandalf and Gandalf and don’t settle for less than you deserve!
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
I once opened for the Melvins and had a killer fire extinguisher solo. I was warned not to return.
“Four score and seven years ago…what’s happing to me!?”
(Slaps another sandwich down) FOR THE HOLDERS OF THE SHARE.
(Everyone in the restaurant) FOR THEY SHARE THE HOLD!!!
Aaaaaa. Huh?! Aaaaaa. Sir, I’m SAYING Aaaaa. What the heck?!
Space Bucees! Much like regular Bucees but floating around in space!
DS9 does need more beef jerky scenes.
More eyelashes. More. Okay, I think you’re hearing, “Give me a lot of lashes.” What I mean is GIMMY ALL THE EYELASHES BABY!
Come to think of it, there were some twerking fellas on the grassy knoll.
AaaäAaaaHh…the…FRENCH. Champagne…
Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.