I’m not crying, you’re crying

Any chance you are autistic? I ask because, along with confusion about social constructs, we also tend to show confusion about gender constructs.

Been there.

I am unironically in favor of robotic barbers. That’s a profession that needs to die.

Is Zefram’s last name, perchance, Cochrane?

Bart, when he was late for class

The higherrrrrrrr the fewerrrrrrrrr

Installed Linux to own the libs

Wait whoa wait hold the fuck UP just one damn minute… You mean to tell me that’s not what a habit feels like? What in the FUCK!?

This is honestly the most likely answer.

Just gonna save this one for later

Well, that and carbon monoxide poisoning.

Very dapper