We weren’t going to say anything out of politeness but now that you said it I’m comfortable telling we call her money bags because in the right light the dollar sign tattoos on her ass makes it look like she just robbed a bank.

A kitty pool, if you will.

Yes but I think I have an idea as to why. I’m a mechanic by trade so my day is making sure everything is within spec or functioning properly. In the woods everything is chaos but it’s supposed to be; it’s novel. The solitude is a bonus.

That’s pretty cool. I live over a particularly gassy shale deposit, I wonder if they could pull something like that off here.

How deep is your well and what kind of geology are you on top of?

How dare you have an opinion I kind of agree with?