Gonna smoke a joint and get back

Narrator: they would not be ok

HAIL ERIS

Cowpitalism. No? I tried

If you suffer from constipation just shit facing backwards

This is the way

Sounds like a date

Can I tag along?

You might just be my spirit animal, Or we can both take out our gloves and bitch slap for eternity. In jello if you’re so inclined. Life is so unpredictable

To be honest I’m still trying to figure my voice here. Don’t want to bring the snarky tone from reddit cause I left that place for a reason. At the same time some snakiness is kinda fun. Decisions decisions. But I’ll never go back

I was only kidding, sorry 😅 But yeah, that’s me, that’s what all the hip girls say

Oh now we’re doing popular shows’ discrepancies? How nice, this really is like early days reddit, except I lived through all that and am good already

Funny thing is they’re there working after public hours. What are they doing? No one knows