I care about you! Please don’t give up! 🫂♥️

I would definitely never own shoes with laces! Slip on shoes only for me!

only boost your dopamine levels temporarily

That’s true if you’re only under the influence of drugs and alcohol temporarily. Be high and/or drunk all the time and it will boost your dopamine permanently.

Source: my 20’s.

He’s the only one who can stop the Clintons and other satanic reptilians from consuming fetus juice in pizza parlor basements.

C. BSD using Anarchist Femboys

D. Jailbroken iOS Authoritarian Furries

“your worst nightmare”

You can build up to y=319.

I also have a pixel 6, still running the stock Google OS, but I’d like to try Graphene OS… Is there anything that worked on the stock Google OS that you had trouble with on Graphene OS?

after you watch the Human Centipede movie, watch the South Park Human CentiPad episode.

can’t mention their names

I don’t blame you for not wanting to name-drop but ya know people can see your post history?

If you’re gonna post that here, at least flag the post as NGFW.

excessive alcohol consumption. I’m not saying I think there will be prohibition, but maybe it won’t be so normal to get almost blackout drunk, or everyone drinking at parties to be the norm.

needing to disconnect so your parents could make a phone call.

Onlyfans, you can do onlyfans at home or out in the farm.

I’m not pregnant, you could eat my ass. 🍑

Listening to him being overly enthusiastic about farm equipment wasn’t the same after that.