There was always one kid that sat down during the pledge in my class. None of us thought he was annoying or weird. I admired him.

There are Windows evangelists?? 🤦🏽‍♀️

Yeah that’s fair. I mean the ones that have endless meetings for the sake of having someone to talk to. Or mandatory fun.

I’m so sorry. I haven’t been on LinkedIn in months. It sucks the joy out of me.

Not to mention dealing with traffic for the privilege of arriving to a fluorescent-lighted, extroverted hellhole. But occasional $10 Costco pizza is supposed to make it worthwhile. 🙄

Suck a fuck lmfao. I’m using this every chance I get. 😂

They’re counting on it. Anything to wield a little bit of power. It’s pathetic.

Interrupting your flow and work to play foosball in the break room 🙄

I swear these people are just extroverted and lonely. If it can be summed up in a text or email, then don’t bother me.

Wasn’t there a study done that showed that remote workers are more productive?