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Jack Nicholson voice: You can’t HANdle the tooth!

¿por qué no los dos?

It’s good to recognize that. Sometimes a job is something you do to fund the other things you want to do. Because the things you really want to do don’t pay anything!

Conservative TV commentators love dropping buzzwords, dog whistles, and conspiracy theories, to the point of incoherence. Dear god it’s been word clouds all along…

Great writeup!

Ohhh I already wanted to give this person a big slap but now I wish I could give them a big double slap! In Minecraft

No worries! :)

That is so awesome. Amen.

i’m an older millennial/younger gen x and i was raised by books and some truly great, saintly teachers. teachers can make such a difference, yall

hey! i’m so old i saw that in the movie theater!

gonna file this away for five or ten years from now…

ahh… the true shower thoughts have arrived