My work here is done!

Crumbl cookies shops are popping up everywhere. Lines around the block.

Thank you. That’s the most insulting part. It’s a mediocre cookie at best.

I don’t order these and I can’t talk shit about them at home cuz I trying to be a better partner, so I do what normal people do and go vent on the internets.

I apologize to those who I have upset.

It’s the flour.

It’s a ridiculous business model.

I can absolutely confirm this. Always joked about it until we found ourselves out in the PNW and that joke became very real very quickly.