Relax for the first time in my life

I have the same relationship with paramount+

… Only because I have a free trial for a few more months, then it’s out the door with the rest

I know wasps are good and all, but I will flip a table, literally, to get that fucker away from me, if not killed.

You fell apart like toilet paper in a blender there didn’t you

The scariest thing I know about elevators is that there are many safety features that deal with it going down. It’s practically unfeasible for it to fall, but there are no safety features that would counteract the elevator going up way too fast if the motor decides to do crack.

In short, I’m not worried about dropping and smooshing, I’m worried about being yeeted from the building upward via elevator

I am a sexless inferior, correct

This is basically how Golden Corral works their staff

On call rules AND on call pay, or STFU. Your staffing problem isn’t my problem and I can contact legal authorities if you do write me up for having my phone off or just not coming in.

Isn’t this the guy that did so much sexual harassment that Pauley Perrette basically was distanced from him for a couple seasons on NCIS (on and off set) before she quit because of his gross advances?

Thank you so much, definitely did not spend an hour looking for it before this

Me being a silly billy and reaching for his service pistol (I couldn’t find the meme T.T)

As stupid as this is, I hate that it’s stigmatizing adult diapers. Many people need them later on in life and they shouldn’t feel disgusted by just needing them.

Fuck these trump supporters and everyone using the diaper as an alley of attack.

Me when I go for the ball in rocket League and release halfway through the attempt that I have no idea what to do next

Yup I’m also an “if only they apply themselves” person.

No UwU

I just choose not to remember people that aren’t important to me. You don’t live in my head rent free, but thanks for letting me live in yours rent free

Who are you again?

And some people get upset by the smallest things

I’m sure that sounds familiar to someone…

Hiiiii

Also, I seem to find we naturally attract each other on mastodon/fedi.

Thank you Windows for making your latest version so shitty that I feel comfortable running Linux on all my hardware.

If the latest version is this shitty then I only expect the previous one to be enshittified up to the point of support drop.

Linux FTW!