Mind your sleep schedule, otherwise enjoy…

Ha, I turn it off for your protection. Do you have any idea what I look like in the morning?

She plays “Wipeout” on the drums
The squirrels and the birds come
Gather around to sing the guitar
Oh, I… Have you got nothing to say?

Look, no campaign wants to annoy voters but also they want everyone to be contacted. Just respond with “STOP” and it will stop. Unfortunately, every campaign buys your data so nearly ever campaign will send you a text.

Also, they use various services to send these texts so each the numbers sent from will change so you can’t just block them.

More challenging to drink tritium-free water.

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I’ve had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

Vitiligo colored.

Does “It’s A Small World” play in Arabic?

Śledzie was my first though. “Hey, that’s not herring.”

Holding out for Minnie pr0n…

35 years in the industry. I’ve been helping my kid with their assignments. These profs would be sacked for even the specs they write. Just horrible. And my kid is going to decent school.

TF2, TF2, TF2.

Needs Bowie but otherwise perfect…

https://wttr.in/ (https://wttr.in/:help for help)

Peroni Nastro Azzurro 0.0 – really scratches the lager itch.
Sam Adams, Just The Haze – my fav NA IPA
Athletic Brewing Company – many offerings but Upside Dawn Golden is my favorite.

Install a carbon monoxide detector in their house…

David Bowie. Who knew he was holding the world together?

Hell, only the neck is not superior.

An infinite number of you wins.

Hermit crabs have entered the chat.