Someday, the teens that are now told “you’re too young to make that kind of decision” will be sitting in rocking chairs, knitting.

Bluesky people what?

Or they could be correctly labeled, but with a twist. Like for example, posting a ton of pics of Trumpet with a Hitler mustache.

That’s offensive to orangutans and insects. They are amazing and useful creatures, unlike conservatives.

no problem 👍

are you sure? 🔪

I’d take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.

Then I’d go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says “way ahead of ya” with no context or other traces of human presence.

You mean civets.

How could you forget tuxedo?

No abortions = no arteries

Exactly! Do they not realise that penetration isn’t supposed to hurt?

How the fuck is this person having anal that their intestine gets injured?!

Sounds good to me.

That’s so weird. When I used to trick-or-treat (not murican so it was different ofc, and also we went to apartment doors instead of houses) I always assumed that if someone had a candy bowl it was just because they weren’t home that night, and I think I preferred it when they answered the door and gave us the candy themselves. It was nice to show off my costume and perhaps even get a compliment from an adult pretending to be scared.

Yours aren’t?

Use Invidious or Materialious.

Most of the money doesn’t even go to the Youtubers you want to support anyway.

Yeah, she’s probably so done with people going “Doctor Pepper? Don’t you mean nurse?”.

Accidentally calling a woman a man on the internet coz u didn’t know is not a big deal.

Calling people men by default is sexist.