Yeah, Anakin gotta die after that.

Wait, then who are these people sitting at a table next to my bed, holding cards with numbers on them?

Man, I knowledged so hard today.

Nah the movies didn’t magically become good just because Lucas gave us homework.

Either that’s true, and I can’t read your comment anyways, or it’s not and you’re a dipshit.

Oh no, you’re not better than anyone! Tragic.

Assholes like wiping shit off. Which is what the block button does to you.

Lol your reading comprehension.

Vegans: we’ll have only a little vegetable cruelty, as a treat.

Whatever keeps the high horse fed.

I don’t like the graphics. It looks very generic. It’s higher fidelity but looks worse than OSRS because at least osrs is somewhat stylized.

I don’t like that you have to click twice on everything.

I played the tutorial, and nothing hooked me in. It felt like your average mobile game.

Dialogue was painfully generic. “Go here to accomplish objective then come back for next objective”

It doesn’t have a unique identity or anything to grab my interest that makes me want to put up with the grind it demands from me, which it did immediately after the tutorial.

You will love the spyware bear.

I think I don’t have battle.net installed so they can’t hurt me anymore.

Back into the fiery pit of hell, where it belongs!

You got me. It would probably take more than 5 minutes to do. You saw through my web of lies.

You know it’s a dick move, because if you treated happiness the same way people would be mad.

Starving child: the aid worker gave me a football! Best day ever!

How can you enjoy this football when there’s people in Philadelphia playing Xbox??

Pokemon could be made in RPG maker in like 5 minutes.

Just randomly browsing Lemmy and I get a whole ass game to check out for free.

If you shoot tarr at the other slimes, it’s kinda like bullets.

Because making it not look like an unreal engine game requires an entire technical art department. Absolutely possible, but there’s waay too many dials to play with.

If we get a bloodborne remake it’s because Sony will get desperate to save face after shit like this.

Oh this is a simple mechanic, should take a couple hours to implement!

1 week of battling the code architecture and debugging data flow later

Do I actually enjoy game dev? I guess so…