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  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneHope rules
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    14 hours ago

    Hope for what? As much as I’d like to have hope, the last 40 years of human history have painted a pretty dire picture of what the next 40 will look like. Even in the best case scenarios, the loss of human life will be monumental and there will be widespread violence. I’m being genuine here, what should I be hoping for?


  • I’m just saying that I’ve been with a lot of men and women, and in my experience men are typically satisfied after 1-2 orgasms. Women are typically satisfied after 2-4. From the boasts I’ve heard from some of the lesbians I know, I’d expect a real marathon session to have both parties orgasming 10+ times. The math just doesn’t check out for dudes.

    Obv you can spend as much time as you want making your partner cum, but at a certain level of disparity it resembles sex less and more masturbation with a tool.





  • The thing is, horses have a pretty fatal design flaw. If you can manage to take out one of its leg, the bout is won.

    Of course, that misses the fact that those legs will be actively focused on kicking you, but with prep time you could probably find a way to get the horse to trip and break a leg.



  • Won’t happen.

    Americans are lazy bastards, and nothing makes them lazier than the cold. For as much as I admire Luigi, he will have thrown his life away for nothing. If he’d been a little bit sooner, or a lot bit later, maybe he could be a martyr. As is, he’ll be a footnote.

    What you would need is several copycat killers, with some getting away, during the summer when Americans are comfortable protesting. Even then, American protests have recently been toothless, and haven’t made any effect on politics ever since Trump took office in 2016.





  • See the problem I have with this is that sure, you could take a coyote one-on-one. When is that situation going to happen though? Coyotes typically hunt in duos at minimum. Maybe you’re able to get your hands around the first, but you’re not going to be able to finish the fight before the second attacks from your blind spot.

    A lot of people judge their ability to win in a fight based on their 1v1 matchup, when realistically you should base it on how many you can expect to face at oncem


  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zoneto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneGirlfriend rule
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    2 days ago

    I will say; men are stupid, but a lot of the good ones will try hard to convince themselves a woman is just being nice. I wonder if they’re only ever hanging out with these guys one on one, or if they’re hanging with creeps to try and be nice.

    Mostly jw because while I’m sure gay men would do the same thing, I’ve anecdotally never had one of them think I was stringing him on. I’m pretty shallow and try hard not to associate with creeps though, and typically make new gay friends at parties/thru friends, so I have way more filters for new people than OP does. I wonder if that’s protecting me.