It’s not malware it’s more adware. At least it used to be

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They do. The CPU is a lot better too

I’ve looked into them when buying a new printer. They’re the cheapest laser you can buy, but the refills include the drums, which makes them way more expensive. They’re also extremely small for a laser.

I ended up buying an epson ecotank, which is a lot slower than a laser, but it’s still on the original ink after 800+ pages and it’s never been problematic even if I leave it for a couple months without printing. Doesn’t seem to clog up like others have reported

They only do it to make sure the latest Blu Rays work AFAIK. this is also how they get the decryption keys for the latest movies lol

Not true, I had a Philips toastsensor that apparently sensed the toast.

It was good only to burn said toast. That toaster is now in the garbage and has been replaced by a regular one. Good riddance!