Get in front of the train so you don’t have to make a decision

“Diane, pls tell me I’m a good person” vibes

much more preferable thanks 🙏

Delicious in Dungeon

Nnnggg- GWEN

It was going to be a maze!

you can’t tell me to help people and try to make the world a better place!

you’re not my real dad

Damn is that like opposite of diabetes?

ugh I lost

moves clockwise through the seasons

left being summer, right being winter

prepping silly mode for spring rn

sent this to my wife who provided extra context

my wife’s narcissistic mom be like

this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again

yeah but this is do nothing with guilt

if you don’t want it to feel like a second job, you could always quit your first!

Acetaminophen

wait do you mean US or us?

brb

Good thing I’ve already earned the titles: Rockstar Coder, Front-End Wizard, and Multiple Hat Enthusiast.

And ripping!