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(Don’t) Look Around You

Hey, Patrick Stewart is from the 70s. The Quaalude era. Ludes, my dude

I hope they’re married. I hope they got married to each other AT that church 💪🖕🤟

But it is if you visit San Junipero in 1980 or whatever! (Sorry wrong sci fi series) (It’s Black Mirror)

This is the only correct configuration 👍

• Kirk’s probably great in bed - all that practice
• Marry Spock and you’ll never have some whiny racist around (Bones), nor you will get cheated on (Kirk). Just sit back and have those glorious logical conversations like you’ve always wanted 🤩🎉😀

Ooh! The date for Shut The Fuck UP About Black Friday Deals is NOW UNTIL GROUNDHOGS DAY

tbh it looks like an AI broke this down slightly & reconstructed it

That is some powerful lube & great control to fit the entire chair in

TLDRTLDRTLDR

Same here. Open world game with tons of side quests? I’m exploring every little cave & finding those Korok seeds. Add in normal life breaks & I stretched out Zelda BOTW for years, even with lots of all day playing sessions. That $70 cost of the game became next to nothing if I were to calculate some cost-per-dopamine value

Colon story bro

It’s intestines. I’ve had it. You think it’s gonna be yknow, ok, you think oh I’ll just brave it, but… it’s foul.

Some food is only around because people were starving so you’d eat anything no matter what, you wouldn’t waste anything. Those foods somehow got canonized, hooray tradition 🤮

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• We like to be in the FED-RAY-TION
• Sentience rights in the FED-RAY-TION
• Everything free in the FED-RAY-TION but
• Not for Wes-ley in the FED-RAY-TION!

Be nice to have the y axis start at zero so we could get a realistic sense of the fluctuations.

Yes yes this is pedantic for a chart about movie posters, but we’re all pretty desensitised to disinformation; feels useful to train myself to recognise it & speak out about it. The y axis isn’t visible, so the chart is misleading 🤷‍♂️

And suddenly you’re findin’ out / the Dax of life are all about YOU

There’s Xmas cookies out ALREADY?? It’s not even labor day yet (no one correct me, it’s a vibe & it’s mine)

What happens when you draw the Four of Lights?

I remember hearing (source: bad memory) that the actor had a SNIFF little problem RUBS NOSE of another kind? Which is why we got a replacement doctor

I was celebrating the signup / binge / cancel pipeline, but now I’m realising: a next step they could use to prevent that would be putting caps on your watch time, like “you only get 20h of content a month” or something.

Wouldn’t be a surprise to see this. I’m callin it now lol