For now, these pics of tits and boobys will have to do

Always hilarious to me how the fastest way to gain trust is to be transparent. It’s almost like those two are linked somehow.

Liftoff gang represent!

I don’t need an app to tell me what’s a tit and what’s a booby

Not sure why, but this is what TV Time looks like for me. It’s the same now as when I tried two weeks ago.

When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”

Nice to see our debt is being reduced. Meanwhile, the US is struggling to figure out how not to let their economy implode.

Eat before going shopping, and don’t buy junk food. It’s easier not to snack, when you don’t have snacks.

What the fuck is this place. The hills look like a PS1 game

Yep, and someone got video proving it was one mod placing pixels without delay.

But that would require us to use Reddit, which I think may be their plan all along.

Don’t be surprised when the Lemmy pixels are suddenly overwritten by spez.

“Just try not to be too gay on the court. And by gay I mean, um, you know, not in a homosexual way at all. I mean the uh, you know, like the bad-at-sports way.”

• Michael Scott

Which distro is best?

Hannah Montana OS > mine > yours

Please don’t let /c/asklemmy become like /r/askreddit, which had half of the front-page posts being the same sex related questions every month.

“Women of reddit, what non sexual thing that guys so makes you horny?”

“What is the sexiest thing you regret doing?”

“How many cocks have you sucked while your cat judges you while waiting for you to feed it?”

It was bullshit.

Awkwardtheturtle makes my blood boil. Though I suspect this is deliberate, which makes me angrier.

The fact that reddit admins never did a thing was disgusting.

Take this award friend:

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My biggest fear is that it develops a “hive-mind”.

Before the migration, lemmy.ml was the biggest instance, and is explicitly communist.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for communism, but I don’t want to be part of a circle-jerk and read about it every day.

This comes down to the old debate over which philosophical framework is the basis for ethics and morality.

If you’re a deontologist, you might say that Mr. Beast is not a good person because he intentionally exploits people when he provides medical care for someone, by uploading their reactions for engagement.

However, a consequentialist would say that the outcome is more important; the means by which people receive medical care is irrelevant, and in this case, their treatment essentially necessitates compensation via engagement.

Of course, my pleasure! And now a nice hard pick can be your pleasure too. Just be sure you get it deep in there to get your back teeth, and remember to use the tip.

Floss picks, or floss sticks?

I use these ones: https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/cXwAAOSwkMhfKe5i/s-l300.jpg

I like these ones because they keep the floss tight for a long time. Other picks I’ve tried go flaccid mid clean. Nothing worse than a floppy pick in your mouth.