This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.
Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.
Unregulated capitalism already ruined the internet.
By “better for you”, they mean compared to lard. Which, is the proper pie ingredient if all reason is abandoned in pursuit of the old ways.
I think I recognize the background. That’s Churchill Downs. If I’m correct, I would also surmise that this was taken on Derby day. Which is all to say that he’s actually rather conservatively dressed for the event.
I think I recognize the background. That’s Churchill Downs. If I’m correct, I would also surmise that this was taken on Derby day. Which is all to say that he’s actually rather conservatively dressed for the event.
Goofus resorts to slavery when he doesn’t want to mow the lawn. Gallant, gets rid of the lawn.
Translation: My side is losing so both sides are bad.
This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.