ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

Fedora is the best person in my crack and I have always been killing.

Havent seen him yet, but doomguy would absolutely fuck thanos up. Mans killed one of the strongest beings in hell barehanded and stopped the demonic invasion of earth in a matter of weeks.

Own a 8 muskets for cove defense, since that’s what the founding cephalopods intended. Four cuttlefish break into my cove. “What the kraken?” As I grab my powdered wig and great reef rifles. Blow half a dozen prawn sized holes through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistols on the second man, miss him entirely because they’re all smoothbore and nail the neighbors seasnails. I have to resort to the barrage of cannons mounted at the bottom of the cove loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men and the walls in the blast, the shockwave and extra shrapnel pulverise the surrounding coral. Fix bayonets and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the police seals to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding cephalopods intended.

I just ducktape myself to my chair , that does the trick

This is a beautiful description

best gacha game in existance, genshin, honkai, grey raven aint got NOTHING on muscular legs cat spineless legless characters, they are legless, they are the walking versions of a cripple I bet none of these people form these inferior games would even survive one training session of muscular legs cat Every day is leg day, every week is leg week

Cereal is a salad

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