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ghost riding the apocalypse cuz there’s no way off this ride
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Get up and go to the bathroom before the bill comes, but after everything has been ordered. On the way, away from the table and your friend, give the waiter your card and ask them to run the bill.
Either that or you’re right with a galosh.
eating while sleeping in the shower… got it… if anyone needs me… i’ll have drowned in soggy tortilla chips… but they won’t so it’s rhetorical anyway
Trying to find the tiny “show more results” button sandwiched between the first page of shit results and the weird AI bubbles of shit results just to find semi-decent shit on pages 2-3 makes me wish i was dead every single time.
if i were any more isolated i’d be ted kaczynski
Enjoying anything. Everything is terrible. How dare I…? But seriously. Everything is terrible.
Georgian COBOL on a Babbage engine powered by a water wheel from a now defunct diversion of the Hudson being bandied around like it’s the latest fucking macOS. The decals are clearly peeling, but the world’s on fire and everyone has stock they don’t want to sell yet, so we’re riding this ship to bedrock and that’s final, mister.
Do you sit near others, even within a few seats, or generally as separate as possible? Most people in my experience sit away from others. If I see someone sitting near/engaging with strangers I generally assume some mixture of mental illness or ill intentions/scammy behavior.
It’s expensive. And, a lot of times people are inconsiderate. There are bad smells. Sticky floors. Screaming children. Can’t pause and go to the refrigerator or bathroom.
A lot of people like it. Maybe you will, too. Try it. But, I prefer to stay home and wait to watch movies in the comfort of my own home.