Read the title of this post and immediately thought Noita. It’s such a fantastic game both stock and modded and even after 100 hours in it, I’m far from an expert.

You definitely will feel like a badass wizard.

This circle is 100% fighting with each other while I eat popcorn. Doesn’t sound so bad.

Hot take: I think you might be Jessica.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

If I’m waking up at 5:30am and not drinking caffeine for 90 minutes, I’m definitely mourning.

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

Piper? Is that you?

Love a good mashed potato. Boil until soft, mash with some butter/cream/milk. Salt and pepper to taste. Fantastic stuff.

Whole grain sourdough starter?

Nope. Just whatever is latest stable.

as environmentally responsible creatures, I suspect woodchucks would encourage the recycling of wood over simply chucking it

If you’re curious what Siri says today when asked.

It’s already removed from the store (again?)

“Oh how cute, I’ll send this to my significant other…oh nevermind”

They are so friggin cute together. Love it

He for sure sacrificed Odie to the Orb.

I’m not sure if spelling could wrong makes this more or less believable.

Look at those ergonomics on that controller. I never owned a Saturn, but is that thing comfortable to hold?