She divorced me. Apparently she had spent the last nine years waiting for my autistic traits to go away. Once she started to realise they were a part of me, she began secretly looking for her own place and then left without warning.

If this game was a heist, the whole crew would have been arrested before they even met each other. Not only does it require registration of a 3rd party account to play but, once in the game, matchmaking doesn’t work leaving you to play the tutorial over and over.

The Baby Driver of heist games, except the driver is a real infant who can’t even reach the pedals or steering wheel.

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?