I wonder if soy taking over as farmable crop has anything to do with it. Pissed some conservative farmers off and they started rumors.

Agreed.

Again, reading comprehension… get some. My original “All hail anybody but Elon!” was aimed generally at the migrated r/technology chuds.

I see inferring from context isn’t your strong suite.

I couldn’t give a fuck about Musk. He could die tomorrow and I’d say “Good for him.” What I think is hilarious is the assumption by you and others in these comments that my drive to correct them stems from some love of the ugy.

Sort yourself out.

the amount of defects

Please list them, and don’t bother with panel gaps that are either fixed for free on the spot or not long after.

When you pay $45k and up on a product, it should not have a single defect.

Somebody better tell this to Rivian and Polstar or, shit, any. other. manufacturer.

nowhere near the listed range in their advertisements. so bad they are facing a lawsuit over it

Get back to me when that lawsuit is resolved. I will say, I’m supposed to get 333 miles from my Model 3 LR and it’s closer to 280. There is reserve battery past 0% but we shouldn’t count that.

They also have issues locking drivers in the vehicle when the battery dies

Yes we all saw the article posted here a couple days ago. Curious, did you see the posts about how there are manual releases easily found and if you can’t find them you’re kiiiiiiiind of an idiot?

They’re cool the first time you drive one sure

Sorry, still cool 2 years later

have caused several life ending accidents involving their self driving software

Another sign you’ve bought into the bullshit. Manual controls override all AP/FSD activity and the drivers were at fault of every single crash. Find me a single instance where the driver was found to interrupt the system and it ignored them.

So keep on sucking his dick

You’re just admitting that you’re doing the polar opposite of sucking Elon’s dick. You’ve proved you’ve bought every single hit piece that came out. Congrats. I’m going to continue enjoying my marvel of engineering.

You know he’s never going to marry you though, right?

What? I thought you said this WASN’T r/technology?

Yep, r/tech… er… c/technology. Same thing.

Saving your comment so I can get a good laugh when it is released.

You’re 100% right but don’t expect r/technology to accept it.

there are only 4 of them and they all look the same

Oh noooooo. Thanks for that single issue that’s entirely subjective.

Meanwhile; they provide the best performance for the price, putting exotics 0-60 to shame. Have the best charging infrastructure. Get great range despite the recent hit pieces. And, for some subjective IMO goodness, are super fucking cool. I love the infotainmentcontrolwhatever way they handle things.

But no, they’re just copy/paste pieces of shit. All hail anybody but Elon!

What a stupid take, but par for the r/technology course.

EDIT: The steel ball thing was terrible optics, granted, but that was also, like, the 5th time that ball was thrown at the window. Bullet-proof glass still spiderwebs when hit. Get over it.

ELON BAD

Next time you’re in the front seat take a wild guess.

20 year old cars can drop the window slightly when the door is opened

sigh

It does. If there is no power or somebody swings the door open super fast it can damage/break the window. Generally it’s fine.

I have a 3. Again, I have to tell people to use the button the first (and 2nd, and on) time they get out. They go right for the manual release which is where, as I said, you would expect.

The manual door release can be tricky to find unless you’ve combed through your car’s owner’s manual.

Absolute horseshit. Practically every person who gets out of my car for the first time goes for the manual handle. I have to make a point to tell them to use the button.

Listen, r/technology needs its antimusk fix, OK? Teslas are pig piles of shit and people who likes theirs are simply too stockholmedf/sunkcost/whatever to see it.

Are lots having this problem or just enough for this article?

People… There are manual door handles right where you expect them to be. Why isn’t this in the title hmmmmmmm?