“THE Lion and the Fox” by Alexander Rose!
Lol that’s because it is. We are in an apartment and when it was hanging and swinging the birds weren’t interested. Unfortunately i have no where to plant a stake to mount it to the ground, so it’s just going to be our “floor feeder” until we move into a new home!
I also have a lower threshold for humanity’s bullshit when i’m feeling warm, so i get it.