Get your blood tested for a start if you haven’t done so lately.

Maybe iOS browsers other than Safari can have extensions and more control over their builds. Just switched back to Safari after ads got to be too much on Firefox for iOS.

Colibri (native Mac music player)

https://colibri-lossless.com/

Startpage.com I am trying (again). I prefer the Google results without the privacy hit.

I think they should make iOS more complicated. /s

The Open Core Legacy Patcher site explains everything:

https://dortania.github.io/OpenCore-Legacy-Patcher/

For support I highly recommend that you join their Discord server: (this link will expire in a few days)

https://discord.gg/xQTCGN3G

You can install a more modern MacOS with OCLP. Not my main machine, but I installed Monterey on a 2011 iMac without SSD and it runs, though it’s slow, but fine for some purposes.

My daughter’s iPhone makes phone calls by itself when nobody’s touching it

That was the Royal Conservatory next door. https://www.kpmb.com/project/royal-conservatory-telus-centre-for-performance-and-learning/

Same. Figure if enough do so it sends another message.

If Safari extensions worked in 3rd party iOS browsers that would be great. I’m using Vivaldi (in beta) and like it a lot.