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Alan tudyk?

Andy serkis?

That one guy who does a shitload of videogames and anime dubs whose name always escapes me?

“I don’t understand, if you don’t want crushed orphans, just don’t toss them in the orphan crushing machine”

Well maybe they shouldn’t have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

The petco groomer decided to shave my dogs’ entire ass because he “didn’t want to brush out butt tangles today”, his exact words when we went to collect our dog.

He’s a great Pyrenees Collie mix.

His hair went from long and silky with an undercoat, to frizzy, thick, unmanageable mess that has to be brushed twice a day to prevent mats.

Congrats bitch, now my dog will never have his hair be normal again because you didn’t want to do your job right.

I’m glad the EMH finally settled on a name.

Richard Woolsey is pretty good. I’d probably choose a different first name, because some little blond shit with clone daddy issues might mockingly call me dick but maybe I’m just imagining things.

Would you consider “American Liason to the IOA and eventual leader of the Ancient city of Atlantis” a step up or down from Chief Medical Officer?

Sore-ee

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I literally just rewatched this episode not two hours ago.

Boims in the back, absolutely dying from a tiny amount, and mariner over here pouring out half the bottle.

My wife said she would be boimler, because she’s super vanilla about spicy things. Vanilla might be too spicy for boimler though.

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Birb

Tweety

Birdy mcbirdface

Birdemic

Blue tits

Yeah this’ll go well