Are you in Tennessee? Because that sounds like the last four years here.

I didn’t know I wanted this until just now.

Sounds like a lost story from the early 80s.

As it should.

12 year old me is so mad right now.

Trying to land on the carrier in Top Gun brings back a hit of trauma.

I know it’s his real name, but Doug Bowser sounds like some fake shit the real Bowser would use to disguise his identity.

Glory for the brave.

To be fair, he did collect it from scum bags.