Sketchy fast math says a 32" TV will be roughly 30" wide … Feet appear to be 3" in on each side which would put them at 24" on center… What kind of umpa lumpa ass table do you have? If that is your only option you can get a treated 8’ decking board for like $8, have Lowe’s cut it in half and throw it on top of the table to extend it.

You’d be first in line bitching that your TV fell over if they moved them in 6". Wall mounts are $18… buy one

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Eastbound and down is the only reason I ever open the app

Lpt: of you have At&t service you get free HBO max… Atleast you used to and mine still works so I assume that’s still a thing.

Based on downvotes there are a lot more kiddy didlers on here than I thought. To bad they won’t throw you in genpop once y’all are hansoned.

The tv will pull out or the frame will pull out with a good tug. Make it happen don't be afraid, worst case you just tell them it fell off and hurt your foot and you get a upgrade

Leonard, I give zero fucks about fake Internet points, I wasn’t trying to be clever, and I wasn’t trying to derail a conversation that wasn’t even happening… but it seems I sure was stating a fact.

Haha exactly, no matter how careful you are you can’t stop a 3am wild pee fork.

Ya gotta lean forward and give it a good jiggle before you get up and it is usually ok

I live a 1/2 mile or so away and down a different road but they still sound like they are in my yard screaming… the first one they got immediately flew away, so then they had to make a giant outdoor cage with a roof to keep the next ones in… I’m not a genius but I believe if you have to build a outdoor prison compound to keep in your stupid screaming birds you should probably find a different hobby.

Haha Well I didn’t say I was StandingPissinSelfNdriveway.

I remember as a kid really being into eating drained.can beets soaked in vinegar… I ate enough in a day it turned.my pee slightly pink.

Well thank you Mr comment watcher person. I sure do feel fuzzy inside now.

Jokes on you, I buy my doe’s from temu… i don’t have time to be saving up a months wages for a bad dragon, that’s like 300 MTN dew®

There is no way something I like doing is good for me, that just can’t be a thing.

Why you gotta try to impress people with all your dumb book learnin? Just use Normal people colors.

Edit: no trailer Park boys fans here apparently

My parents have several peacreatures… a refer to them as shut the fuck up… they are the donkeys of birds and should be exterminated.

$10 says you are the person that makes everyone bummed when you show up .

Edit: you sure have a lot of accounts to downvote me with lil fella. I bet you’ll have a great time talking about it tomorrow alone I mean with your “friends”.