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Even with those precautions, I wouldn’t characterize it as SUPER affordable. At least closer to a fair trade

Theft is up? Raise prices to compensate.

Increased headwind on distribution trucks? Raise prices to compensate.

Mars is in retrograde? Raise prices to compensate.

Supply stabilized and reduced our costs on goods? Raise prices to compensate.

Its not exactly a threat if you’re going to do it anyway!

Remember that time there was a 95% tax bracket and civilization stopped because no one had an incentive to produce goods, offer services, and innovate technologies?

Me neither.

The rich want dictionary definition fair?

How about everyone pays taxes until everyone has the same remaining wealth?

Want to pay less in taxes? Lower your prices. Give to charity. Buy the lower 40% homes and just give them to them so now they’re forced to pay more taxes.

No, the rich want fair to mean everyone owes the same dollar value in taxes, and if that’s more than the bottom 40% can afford, their private bank will loan them some money.

Rather, they’re not sorry they tried to scam you, they’re sorry it didn’t work.

I’ll believe it when I see it.

When the big corpos retaliate with higher prices, it’s just lower income taxes with extra steps.

Don’t forget to pair taxes on the wealthy with regulations. Make number go up is literally their only goal & they don’t hesitate to step on your grandma to do it.

BUT saying “we can do more” in no way means we should do it all or do nothing. I’m sure you agree with that, but this type of statement has the feel of “the carbon tax is pointless, let’s not do it”

“We’re not price gouging, it’s the weather! Can’t blame us for the weather…”

You won’t come after me if I right click? Legally, I mean.

Sound like entrapment tbh

I’ll fight you. Also as Orks, the coolest faction. Nothing like a good fight!

I couldn’t care less about which mode we’re on. It’s like debating if we should remain sitting down or standing up to avoid getting punched in the face or the dick. Just stop fucking hitting us!

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You’re 100% right, and I expect the road damage tax to be fully implemented for all vehicles next year.

What’s that? Subsidies for single driver commuter trucks to offset their $150 fill ups? Coal-Roll Rebate? Open Trash Fire Grant? That’s just a sneak peak of Danielle Smith’s next goals!

The year is 6000BCE. Time traveling Danielle Smith rallies against planting farms to preserve natural beauty. Insists hunting is a much more practical food source and will continue to serve humanity’s needs indefinitely.

I’m also a Shaw $0 plan. I had an old phone that was still networked logged I got as insurance claim from a 3rd party, so no one wanted to unlock it when I had to switch to Rogers. I complained for about 3 days straight and had to threaten to file a formal CRTC complaint because I didn’t choose Rogers. A $32 billion company that bought half a million customers can surely credit my account $26 for a 3rd party unlocking service (and if some online service can unlock any phone, why can’t Rogers just do it?) Since then, I’ve been very vocal at every opportunity to tell Rogers they suck, I know what they’re doing, and I’ll most likely be forced to get a foreign plan so I don’t remain their customer the second my $0 plan becomes a $120/month lowest “deal” plan.

I think they have a note on my file to leave me alone because I will spend an hour telling anyone that tries to communicate with me from that company exactly how I feel about it.

They’re against it because the Liberal Federal government is proposing it.

The whole motto of the Rogers merger was “the fuck they gonna do about it?”

Every single authority that had any influence on the merger at all knew this and is making bank because of it. Of course they won’t do anything to limit how much money can be sequestered out of the real economy and into this monopoly because they’re getting the crumbs.

People using ‘infuriating’ when they should be using ‘irritating’