LoL

It’s only the virtue signalling that annoys me. If you’re just trolling me, then it’s good for a laugh.

I swept for your freedom.

Didn’t do the eyebrow raise?

Dick jokes are one the primary joys of woodworking.

And handling notifications is all smart watches seem to be good for!

I believe it was SAP Concur that my last employer used for filing expenses. Every few months it popped up a notification asking me whether or not I “loved it.” I always answered “no,” because fucking why would I? Then it wanted to know why not. I think that’s inappropriate behavior in a professional setting, and I told it so. Regardless, it kept asking the same thing, so I asked if it wanted me to speak to HR.

Nothing ever came of it.

TLDR got sexually harassed by a corpo app.

You just don’t get it, do ya? The bald guy was louder.

Oh yeah, I remember that one. I feel like it bothered me, but I could swear I knew nothing about solar sails back then.

I’d be content with Proxima Centauri. But that’ll still take a little while.

I could be mistaken, but I believe NASA used the same technique with light pressure to keep Kepler oriented properly as its reaction wheels each failed in sequence.

I’d love to see another Fallout game like 1 & 2.

Cannabis had at least some level of presence in Europe for centuries. Robert Hooke, a contemporary of and fierce rival to Isaac Newton experimented with it in 1689. Still though, I have no idea to what extent. You may well be right that Tolkien never heard of it.

I wonder if any actresses were ever unaware of that role when they played it?

The joke didn’t work regardless.

That isn’t the criteria we use to name newly discovered species.

But you know what IS funny?

Joe Biden isn’t running for a second presidential term.

Yet you weirdos are so obsessed that you just can’t let him go. You wish he was still running. Because now y’all are about to get beat up by a girl.

Is that a joke?

Why? I don’t get it.

You should all incorporate and buy it.

Look at all those big words.

I mean cool, but if farts release CO2 after digestion breaks down fats and proteins, then it’s not much of a carbon sink, is it? Not to mention the scale necessary to reverse climate change. We’d have to make billions of barrels of the stuff, then pump it deep underground for long term sequestration. It’ll be so energy intensive we’ll require nuclear fusion.

Dead serious, I say we do it.