MushuChupacabra

I’m just like you! Look at my human smile!

Good.

That (your read) is precisely how I meant it.

Attention laid off workers from the gaming industry:

I’m one hundred percent ready for working, complete games, that don’t require subscriptions, and can’t be bricked remotely. Make them, and I will buy.

I will buy your products. I will buy them instead of the product being churned out by the companies that cut you.

Have you looked up any neck strength and range of motion exercises from a Physical Therapist?

You might be able to address your concerns with discomfort, with the possibility of picking up some healthy movements that are effective as replacements for your main stem.

Fucking idiots.

It’s the cognitive impairment/frontal lobe dysfunction.

suffered and experienced fear and anxiety due to the anticipated loss of income

Good.

Time to collect that $40M before it gets converted into CEO bonuses.

I lean towards believing it, based on having met a person who suffered a vertebral artery dissection, and cerebellar infarcts, following chiropractic treatment.

Well that’s just great. Where am I supposed to go to get my vertebral artery dissection now?

Just like that Nirvana song.

We're not at that technological level yet.

Oxygen and carbon dioxide exchange happens at the capillary level, where red blood cells squeeze through one blood cell at a time. The fact that the red blood cells are physically pressed up against the capillary walls, is a mechanical requirement to help strip oxygen off of hemoglobin and to dump carbon dioxide at the same binding site.

You'd basically need to grow organs and tissue capable of that gas exchange, at which point you'd be at the endgame of simply replacing defective organs and glands with actual organs and glands, instead of a manufactured pseudo gland.

I’m about to test drive my new response to Men and Females type posts and comments.

The plan is to go along with the conversation as long as possible, before it becomes apparent that I just assumed we were talking about female spotted hyenas:

“Well I definitely wouldn’t want any females to be mad at me. I just find their laughter and pseudo-penises to be intimidating”.

“I’m talking about female spotted hyenas! What the hell are you talking about?”

“Well you’re the one who failed to specify the species or the age range for that matter!”

If I’m doing my math correctly, one billion dollars spent on carbon capture, is more than zero dollars spent on carbon capture.

One billion dollars isn’t enough obviously, but I think that getting the ball rolling is important. I’d applaud it, and signal that I’m in favor of more spending on it.

The Orville. Homage more than parody I’d say.

Well, he did run the company into a revenue-destroying iceberg (in this case, iceberg = Elon Musk), and is now rearranging the deck chairs as the company sinks, so all Titanic references are apt.

Something something, deck chairs on the Titanic.

u/spez