You just woke up. Why are you going back to sleep? You have to get up eventually. So what are you going to do then? That’s the question.

No need for cynicism here. This meme accurately describes how it feels to be on ADHD medication. It is revolutionary and life-changing. Some people need it. Some people don’t.

Does she think he was bitten by a phenomenal person from Denmark? And that a small child would have a more ferocious bite than that?

You forgot to tell us what time you lift weights

Games only wealthy unemployed people can play

Yeah seriously This is Not Safe For Work because my boss just walked by and saw this over my shoulder and now I’m fired.

I like the part that points out dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

This is plausible and yes I’d quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

The thing with old frugal people is they would buy Christmas cards after Christmas when the Christmas cards are on sale so they would save money for sending out Christmas card the next year. That is the best scenario for buying Christmas things out of season.

Something tells you that you’ve got to get away from here

And I’m dying to know, who are the weirdos who get the urge to buy things like that right now? who are those weirdos?

I’m kinda thinking there are no people who feel the urge to buy Christmas things in the peak of summer. It’s all just marketing and placement isn’t it? shame on Costco

It’s Sunday. Getting out of bed & functioning were not required today.

fun fact Robin owns a natural dog food company that is extremely healthy and highly recommended by veterinarians and by those whose dogs thrive on it, and the product packaging is super obnoxious.

Are you mocking those of us who grew up before both of those generations? imagine going through your whole day and not looking at a screen because you’re just out there living in the real world interacting with people all day long everyday.

Yes that seems most likely but the choice of characters doesn’t look like the result of a pocket dial because those emojis are nowhere near each other in the list of selections, and they are not emojis that I ever use.

If someone doesn’t know that they have children, this would not lend any clues.

Yes but they are fully grown and they live 2000 miles away from me. They are a lot more tech savvy than I am though and someone else commented here that Google has a functionality in which people can send calendar entries to other people’s calendars.

Maybe my hilarious playful brilliant kids did that.

I am a minimalist in everything I do and I guarantee I do not subscribe to anything unless I keep an excel spreadsheet on it.

My only guess as to what this was, maybe I fell asleep and my skin was mashing up against the screen and happened to click a bunch of random emojis

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