If you honk at me I will get aroused

I gotta keep it real with you: Nothing about the trailer looks interesting to me. My viewpoints on Doom are pretty colored due to Mick Gordon’s claims and the poor combat and traversal loops in Eternal.

At least its not Doom 3 all over again.

Don’t worry, in five years it will launch with the same physics tick rate bug and the dearth of anything interesting that is customary of any Bethesda Game Studios game.

There’s a moment where it stops being about “I can heal my entire party!” and it becomes “I choose who lives and dies” and finally “If I choose wrong the raid is lost”

This is the definition of a win-win scenario.

Ah yes, the movie that’s lost all of its original writers and been in reshoots for many years.

You could show bobs but that may not work. Do you have a ballistic missile handy?

Fallout’s success is on Jonathan Nolan, not Amazon.

There are like 12 credited writers for Homeworld 3.

Let that sink in.

Someone on Reddit said it beautifully: if you’re a bad writer, this game will make you feel better about yourself.

I’m a switch

Well I’m just not going to watch, then.

The ones who keep their flags up in July are the real ones.

I’m gonna keep it real with you chief, I have no interest in seeing Furiosa, Garfield, Deadpool, literally anything coming out this summer.

You know what I did want to see and did? In A Violent Nature. It was alright. I was more impressed by the shot composition than all the moiderin’ they did in that one, too.

This man has behaved well. His reward is he gets 10 minutes in the G-ball room.

Correct, it does not.

Now this is some pro level mewing.

would King Crimson technically be Ska?

I bet you’re the life of the party.

Gamers are not very smart, and they are the most readily twisted by alt right deception brokers.